If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via assume)


i wish i can just read good novels, watch great movies, listen to my favorite songs, travel, see beautiful things, eat whenever im hungry and sleep when im tired but no no, i have to go to school, graduate, find a job and struggle. 

(via refreshes)


blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

(via retiredjesus)


Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

(Source: glam0r0us-indie-rockandroll, via deair)

I love you more than anything. Why are you so perfect sweetie?


I love you too snookums. and pft, why are you so perf?


I swear I spend more time looking at custom content than playing my game.